Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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