Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize