remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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