Can Purell be used as lube?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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