and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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