dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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