im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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