I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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