super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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