you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
