The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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