Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
her vagine was all disorganized.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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