So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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