just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
