where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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