can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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