the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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