And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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