Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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