i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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