If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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