I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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