Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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