Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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