Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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