She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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