butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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