Someone shit on the floor
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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