My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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