When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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