the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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