i jhust puked up my retainher.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
