I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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