My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Text me some of your sweat
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
