i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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