you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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