Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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