id be glad to
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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