I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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