is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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