I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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