when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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