That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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