you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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