i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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