Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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