I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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