new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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