I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
