It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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