ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He better not be in your backpack
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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