I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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