Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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