She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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