Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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